I think I finally know what a 24-year old girl goes through when Starbucks messes up her order because I literally just can’t.
Like… He’s literally calling himself “King” and it’s been ONE MONTH in office. You guys just… cool with that? I know they don’t teach history that much anymore but… Not usually a “Pro-King” type of country since we became a country.
I think the worst thing is that people are just so absolutely misinformed that there is NO WAY BACK. Seriously – It’s just going to be regular life, and then people who get their facts from a Youtube video of a guy in a truck and somehow it’s up to the rest of us to explain that screaming “I’M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!” at cops ain’t enough for you not to get tased, Cletus.
Like This:
You people are fucking idiots.
Seriously. Like… Do they not even TRY to teach critical thinking skills in schools? Wait… I’m sorry… INDOCTRINATION TEMPLES!
So if you know anything about commercial travel – and since there is a pretty good chance you have barely left your trailer park let alone are a frequent flyer, let me try to childsplain this like you have the brain of a 5 year old and MIGHT understand. No… They don’t let 26 year olds do their first “solo flight” in a commercial aircraft with 80 people on it. If she even IS a pilot for Delta (Which… PS… Nobody has bothered to actually VERIFY and Delta has not released the names of the crew but… yeah… some random goof in his mom’s basement cracked the case.) she would be the First Officer, meaning even if she WAS there, she wasn’t in charge and she sure as fuck would not be landing the plane in those conditions. The Captain tags in.
I mean, there are 50 other reasons you mouth breathers are ruining rational discourse but Jesus fuck, at least try. Maybe before the next time you justify firing people at the VA because you heard the US spent 500 BILLION DOLLARS on condoms that went ONLY to trans members of the Taliban and Hamas.
I read it on the internet. It must be true.
FUCK! Do better.
For some reason this thing literally keeps cutting off my writing when I mention Critical Thinking the complete lack of rational discourse that exists in America. These people cannot have a debate about ANY of these positions. Their walnut sized brain cracks under the pressure of 2 follow up questions.
1 – “Wow! That’s amazing! So they hide the nanochips INSIDE the Covid vaccine and when they give you THE JAB OF DOOOOOOOOM that’s how the Government and Deep State are gonna track you? And not one single whistleblower could get their hands on some of that sweet sweet batjuice out of the hundreds of millions of doses that were administered? Not one nanobot? They are tiny, after all. Could they be hiding? You should Google that on the tracking device that you take with you everywhere and can’t survive without.
2 – The 5-Year Old Defense – “But Why?” Why would they DO that? What would that help? Where did you hear that? Did you fall and hurt your head and that is why you believe that?
God I need to get better at Japanese. We don’t have much time left here, kids.
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